Once upon a time in the Imagination of an Idiot

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Ho Ho Hum

Today saw me venture into Manchester in order to do a little shopping. Now, I only have to buy a couple of presents for some secret Santas, and I couldn't be bothered. Instead, I bought some CD-R's and a mini hoover for the laptop. Whilst i was buying some food, I saw a christmas stocking for the cat, so I bought that as well.

I got home and whistled Nobby inside (he comes to a whistle, clever cat)

Anyway, he went rooting inside the bag, and pulled out the cat christmas stocking. He was going apeshit. I decided to open it up and give him one of the treats, and he bit me….not nipped, actually sank his bloody teeth in and drew blood, because he was so excited at getting at the stuff.

Whilst I was trying to attend to my wound, I looked, and discovered that one of the treats was catnip biscuits. Christ did they work. He was slavering by the time I opened the pack, and when I refused to give him another one he was awing at my leg and trying to bite my steel toe caps.

Wierd!

December 14, 2008 Posted by mrwarfrog | Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet