Once upon a time in the Imagination of an Idiot

Sex is like poker, you either need a good partner, or a damn good hand!

Phew……

Current Music = The Dubliners – Dirty Old Town

Last Sunday, when I got back from Baycon, I discovered that somebody had broken in. I wasn't too bothered (all they stole was the Wii) but I was more worried about Nobby, who had obviously been frightened and had disappeared. The problem was making the house secure and finding the cat.

I spent most of the night awake with the door open in the hope that Nobs would come back, but he didn't. I secured the door, and had to goto London on Monday morning. I had left instructions for the next door neighbour to "keep an eye open".

When I got back on friday night Nobby was still missing, and I had given up hope. Then, at 7.30 on Saturday Morning I thought I heard a Miaaaoooww. I whistled, and running round the corner came the damn cat!!

I have never been so relieved!

He has lost lots of body weight, but has just eaten 3 packs of food, and is now asleep on the bed like nothing happened. I am now feeling heaps better.

April 25, 2009 - Posted by mrwarfrog | Uncategorized | | No Comments Yet

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